He’d be adorable
He’d be from Salmon Arm, British Columbia.
And, his name would be Greg Sczebel.
In addition to the above statements, this Michael Timberlake love child would:
Have an album called Love & Lack Thereof that would have 13 delicious soul/pop tracks that would not only have your toes tapping, but it’d have your younger sister and your father tapping their toes. Whether they wanted to or not.
Also to be noted: Greg Sczebel (whom I had the pleasure of meeting in 2010) is friendlier than a fashionably dressed teddy bear and funny enough to keep you laughing for hours. Really, a great, great artist. Thanks, Canada!